Spicy Mchaggis Jig chords by Dropkick Murphys

I made this up for the acoustic guitar. personaly i think that chords
sound better than bar-chords on acoustic. Dropkick Murphy's Spicy McHaggis Jig. On the
listen to the song for timeing. Please comment and make suggestions! Thanks!

intro
      e -----------------|
      B -----------------|
      G -----------------|
      D 6/8------6/8/6/3-|
  slide  A 6/8 x4---6/8/6/3-|
      E 4/6------4/6/4/1-|

I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true

a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,

old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,

you I can save, but for him it's too late

G       C
Spicy was big, burly and strong
G            D
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
G         C
from city to city running around
G               D
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

G          C
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
G        D
big as a house, just the right size
G           C
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
D          G
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
G          C
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
G          D
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
G           C
the portly young lady could stand for no more
D         G
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

G           C
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
G          D
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
G             C
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true

"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"

G          C
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
G          D
neither had looks or appropriate size
G           C
he came to his senses, thought to himself,
D           G
"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
G           C
he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt,
G            D
they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt
G           C
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
D        G
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.

(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!)

SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!

G          C
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
G        D
big as a house, just the right size
G            C
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
D         G
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
G          C
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
G          D
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
G           C
the portly young lady could stand for no more
D          G
grabbed his cojones and went for the door

G         C
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies
G        D       G
Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!

"I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?"