Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) C She makes her face up like a nun D She makes you late and thinks it’s fun C You’ve hardly started when she’s done D And then on to the next one C She makes it cool to be so hot D Makes it look easy when its not C D And when she’s gone you've not forgotten all the things she taught you E C G She’s always smooth and you so tense A E You do the job she knows the fence C G A E You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less C more or less G more or less A more or less C more or less C
She makes a billion bucks a day D She loves the pipe and loves to play C D She never listen when you say you’d like to make it better E C G She makes it hard to be so soft A E You stick it out she chops it off C It doesn’t bleed too much G A And often you find you enjoy it E C G Sometimes she makes you wait in line A E Some stupid fat man takes his time C It makes you yell out loud G A Hey I’m so special I’m so special E C G She’s always smooth and you so tense A E You do the job she knows the fence C G A E You wanna buy but she just rents you seven minutes more or less E C G She acts like this is having fun A E I know I shouldn’t be so blunt C G A She’s just a lousy rotten but I know I shouldn’t say that E C I’m the one who cares G A Yeah I’m the only one who cares E C I’m the only one who cares G A I’m the only one who cares E I’m the only one C G A Yeah I’m the only one Fade