Gaston chords by Disney

Intro D A7 D A7 D A7

(A)

Bm           Bm       Bm           Bm
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps
Bm            Bm        Bm          Bm
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
D              D          D          D
There's no man in town as admired as you, you're everyone's favorite guy
Bm     Bm/A   E/G#          E          A
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see why

(B)

A    D             A
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston
     A          D
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
      Bm           Em   Em    A    D
For there's no man in town half as manly perfect, a pure paragon!
    Bm          G
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
      Bb       Bb     Bb      A
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

(C)

A  A+  D                A
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
      A            D
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
   Bm         E
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Bb     A     D
My, what a guy, that Gaston!

(D)

 A           A/A#
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou
       A/B    A/C   A/C#
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you!  Too much? ...Yep

(E)

A A+  D             A
No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston
A              D
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
    Bm            Em     Em      A      Bm
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver and beasts of the field say a prayer
     Bm          G       Bb
First, I carefully aim for the liver, then I shoot from behind
    Bb        A
Is that fair? I don't care

(F)

    D             A
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston
   A            D
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
  Bm         E           Bb A        D
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits)  Ten points for Gaston!

Ponte

F#            Bm          E           A
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
A               Bm      Bm/A
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
    E/G#     E    A
So I'm roughly the size of a bar?ge!

(G)

A  A+ D           A
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston?
A               Bb7
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
   D/A          E/G#  E
I use antlers in all of my decorating

A      A A G A
Say it again
    E/G#     E E D E
Who's a man among men?
     G     E/G#     A        Bm
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
    G      F#7     Bm
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
       G     E/G#    A       B7
There's just one guy in town, who's got all of it down

    Em     A
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
                            A
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before

D      Bb A  D
Gaston!