Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) B5 x244xx E9 020102 F#7 242322 E7 022130 Bm x24432 Bm7 x24232 G9 353435 Intro: B5 Bm B5 Bm Verse 1: B5 I woke up this morning, my Jacuzzi wouldn't work B5 Then the butler quit on me, man, can you believe it? Jerk! B5 Must've been my artistic temperament he couldn't take B5 How come nobody wants to give me a break? E9 Bm7 I got the blues right there, mean and low F#7 I'm as low as the heels of my alligator shoes G9 F#7 Bm7 E7 You should know how it feels to have these millionaire blues G9 F#7 Millionaire blues
Verse 2: B5 Well, I found one of my bathrooms and I made it to the sink B5 I called one of my managers up and I poured myself a drink B5 N.C. Oh, I swear I'd kill that little weasel if I could B5 Checked myself in the mirror, my hair was looking good, but E9 Bm7 I had the blues right there, mean and mean and mean and low F#7 As low as the heels on my alligator shoes G9 F#7 Bm7 E7 You should know how it feels to have these millionaire blues G9 F#7 Millionaire blues Get down! Instrumental: B5 B5 B5 B5 E9 E9 Bm7 Bm7 F#7 F#7 G9 F#7 Bm7 E7 G9 F#7 Verse 3: B5 Well, so much for breakfast, I couldn't face lunch B5 I thought I'd raise my spirits with a little champagne brunch B5 N.C. I take the Lamborghini, the flunky parks the car B5 Can you believe it, man, this other monkey won't let me in the bar! E9 I said, I said, 'Don't you know who I am, man?' Bm7 And he says, 'No', no! Can you believe it? F#7 I'm as low as the heels of these alligator shoes G9 F#7 Bm7 E7 You should know how it feels to have these millionaire blues G9 F#7 Bm7 E7 Millionaire blues, to have these millionaire blues, G9 F#7 Millionaire blues Outro: B5 Bad, bad! Bm That's bad! Yeah B5 So hard Bm It's hard sometimes for a boy B5 Ah, I like that Bm That's good B5 Get down! Bm You're making a very big mistake, man B5 Oh yeah Bm You'll never work in this town again B5 All right Mark W