Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: | D | D | Em | Em | | D | D | Em | Em | Verse 1: D When I was a young boy Em I had a lot of young boys D And we taught each other dearly how to love (D) Oh dearly how to love
Interlude: | D | D | Em | Em | | D | D | Em | Em | Verse 2: D Now that I'm an old hag Em All I got's are things that sag D But it really ain't so bad D No it really ain't so bad Interlude: | D A | D A | D A | D A | Verse 3: D A D A Look at the neighbors with their long blonde hair D A D A Makin' their money at the Renaissance fair D A D A They live under your dress in a massengilic mess D A Singin' klang bang wang D A I swear Refrain: D The neighbors will hear you D The neighbors will hear you D The neighbors will hear you D The neighbors will hear you Interlude: | D A | D A | D A | D A | Verse 4: D A D A A glass eye tends to the garden in your breast singin' D A D A Mama you’re a dog too dull to bite D A My love's central sun D A Hides her bells in emptiness D I hung the hangman A D A And I ain't afraid to fight Refrain: D But he's gonna get me D He's gonna get me D He won't forget me D He's gonna get me Interlude: | D A | D A | D A | D A | Bridge: C C7 Well steal my face I do declare B7 F7 Dm This might be a start of a new affair C G C I'm gonna braid exotic birds in your hair G How can I tell C G C 'Cause I see wildfire everywhere Tag: N.C. Patata con pizza, pizza Interlude: | D A | D A | D A | D A | Verse 5: D A All my thoughts are hairs D A On a wild wild boar D A D A Runnin' slowly down the lilac slope D A We're tryin' not to scare D A The sweet prairie dogs D A D A As we descend on them like vultures through the fog Refrain: D A We're vulpinous vultures D A We're vulpinous vultures D A We're elegant lawn chairs D A We're vulpinous vultures Interlude: | D A | D A | D A | D A | Verse 6: D A D A Give heals time to wound as we lazily spoon D A D A Bend me over bend back my bow D A And take a little sniff D A And I'll grant you every wish D A D A Glue my belly to your gibbous rainbow Interlude: | D A | D A | D A | D A | | D A | D A | D A | D A | | D A | D A | Tag: D Chin Chin and Muck Muck