Verse 1: A5 B5 C5 G5 Can't have no more juicy burgers A5 B5 C5 G5 Can't have no more greasy fries B5 F#5 D5 B5 Doctor took my lipid profile A5 E5 He told me I'm barely alive Chorus: B5 C5 G5 E5 B5 C5 G5 E5 No more fat B5 C5 G5 E5 No more fat B5 Bb5 No more chicken pot pies, no more chorizo N.C. A5 E5 C5 G5 I can't have that -- fuck!
Verse 2: A5 B5 C5 G5 Got this problem from my father A5 B5 C5 G5 Grandpa died at 45 B5 F#5 D5 B5 Heart attack and a triple bypass A5 E5 Future's looking very bright Chorus: B5 C5 G5 E5 B5 C5 G5 E5 No more fat B5 C5 G5 E5 No more fat B5 Bb5 No more apple fritters, no more ice cream B5 C5 G5 E5 I can't have that B5 C5 G5 E5 No more fat B5 C5 G5 E5 No more fat B5 Bb5 I like food, but all the food that tastes good N.C. A5