Enormous Penis chords by Da Vincis Notebook

E      Ab
Whenever life gets you down
       A    Am
Keeps you wearing a frown
     B   Bb    A    Ab E
And the gravy train has left you behind
        E     Ab
And when your all out of hope
       A      Am
Down at the end of your rope
    F#             B
And nobody's there to throw you a line

    A
If you ever get so low
        Am
That you don't know which way to go
   E             E7
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
    F#
Never worry 'bout a thing
 F# Ab  A
Got the world on a string
      B
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

         E     Ab C#m
I take a look at my enormous penis
     A        B    E  E  Eb  E
And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doom bop)
         E     Ab C#m
I take a look at my enormous penis
     F#            B
And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)

     A
I got a sing and I dance
     Am
When I glance in my pants
    E            Eb C#m
And a-feelin's like a sun shiny daaaaay
         A     B E  Eb D C#m
I take a look at my enormous Pee--e--e--nis
     A     B    E  E  Eb  E
And a-everything is goin' my way (ba-doom bop)


And that's basically it. The rest of the song uses
the same chords. Just listen to it and you should