Xmas chords by Corey Taylor (Ver. 2)

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XM@$ - Corey Taylor

Intro
E       A        E       F       E
Ao Ao Ao Ho!

E

E              A  F       E
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
E        A   F    E
Gussied up with candy canes and balls
A                  E
Those carollers have kept me up for hours
    B                 B A F#  E
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
E        A   F     E
Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothing
         A
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
E                  E  D#   C#
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
       A      B      E
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

HA!

Chorus
                A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
                   E     A     B   E
You know where to stick those jingle bells
                F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
                E        A     B  E
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
                A
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
                E     A      B    E
Joy to the world and jack and coke
                F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

F
Cause I ain’t ever anything but broke


E       A        E       F       E


Verse

E          A  F    E
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
E       A    F     E
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
A                 E
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
     B                 B A F#  E
And those coloured lights are fucking infantile
E         A  F  D#
I think we collectively as a people
E        A    F      E
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

And tell the world:
E              E   D#    C#
"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change"
  A        B       E      A      F
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

HA


Chorus
                A
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas
                   E     A     B   E
You know where to stick those jingle bells
               F
If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah
F (stop)            E     A     B   E
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
                A
If I ain't cockeyed it ain’t Kwanza
                E     A      B    E
Joy to the world of getting stoned

                  F
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

  F
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.


E End with:  D#  E

HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!