Key: F Intro: C Em Am Fmaj7 Fm Verse 1: C Em I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Am You said it looked better on me than it did you Fmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Fm But I watch your eyes as she
Pre-Chorus: C Walks by Em Am What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Fmaj7 Fm* She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm* Wish I were Heather Verse 2: C Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Em Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Am But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Fmaj7 Fm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Pre-Chorus: C Walks by Em Am What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Fmaj7 Fm* She's got you mesmerized while I die Chorus: C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm* I wish I were Heather Bridge: C Em Ooh Wish I were Heather Am Fmaj7 Fm Ooh Wish I were Heather Verse 3: C I want her hair, want to steal what she wears Em Wanna smell like her perfume, Do everything like her Am 'cause isn't she perfect? The lipstick on her lips Fmaj7 Fm I wish I could kiss her, To know why you love her Chorus: C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm* I wish I were Heather