Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) 1) Mistress Named Music Verse 1: C I still remember Miss Bessie singing D Black, wrinkled fingers on ivory keys C D Just five years old, my church shoes a-dangling C G C Yeah, she's long gone and I'm still chasing this song
Chorus: G D G D With a guitar full of freedom and a head full of lines G D Em D That nightlife full of demons has been a hell of a ride D G C G I got a crazy heart, but I was born to lose it D G Em D Married to a dream with a mistress named music Verse 2: C No hope and squarely solitary D Enough whiskey and Coke, boys, to get me in a bind C D Amps juiced, the whole damn block could hear me C Even that cop car rolling past G By the time they hit the front door D I was out the back Chorus: G D G D With a guitar full of freedom and a head full of lines G D Em D That nightlife full of demons has been a hell of a ride D G C G I got a crazy heart, but I was born to lose it D G Em D Married to a dream with a mistress named music (na na na...............) D C G D C Em D Verse 3: C White calloused fingers on bronze and nylon C D These same old boots are still tapping time C D Not quite the buzz I used to tie on C G But 'til I'm gone, I'll be chasing this song N.C. Spoken: Now let's chase some songs 2) Drink in My Hand Verse 1: G Em C G Early Monday morning, til Friday five G Em C G Man I work, work, work but I don't climb, climb, climb G Em C G Boss man can shove that overtime up his can G Em C G All I want to do is put a drink in my hand Chorus: D C G To fill it up, or throw it down D C G I got a 40 hour week worth of trouble to drown G Em C G No need to complicate it, I'm a simple man G Em C G All you got to do is put a drink in my hand Verse 2: G Em C G Yea the parking lot is muddy, can't get to the door G Em C G I'll take my jacked up drop er' down in 4x4 G Em C G Chill down a long neck, one with the band G Em C G All you got to do is put a drink in my hand Chorus: D C G To fill it up, or throw it down D C G I'm about to tear a new one in this old town G EM C G 5,4,3,2,1 I'm a rocket man G Em C G All you got to do is put a drink in my hand G C G C 3) Mr. Misunderstood Intro: G C G C Verse 1: G Hey there, weird kid in your high-top shoes C Sitting in the back of the class; I was just like you G Always left out, never fit in C Owning that path you're walking in G C G C Mr. Misunderstood, Mr. Misunderstood Verse 2: G Now, your buddies get their rocks off on Top 40 radio C But you love your daddy's vinyl, old-time rock and roll G Elvis Costello, Ray Wylie Hubbard, C and think Jeff Tweedy is one bad mother G C G C Mr. Misunderstood, Mr. Misunderstood Chorus: D One day you'll lead the charge, you'll lead the band C G Guitar Hero with lightning hands D And the girls will like your tattoos and the veins in your arms C G They'll be helpless to your musical charms G C And they'll all hold up their hands G C And they'll all wanna dance G C G C With Mr. Misunderstood, Mr. Misunderstood Verse 3: G C G C First time I met Alabama Hannah, I was skinny as a rail G C G C Red hair tied up in a blue bandanna; she was hotter than the devil's Hell G C G C She turned me on to Back Porch Pickers, Jackson Pollock, and gin G C G C Her daddy didn't trust my intentions, so he turned to his daddy's old .410 G C G C I'm Mr. Misunderstood, Mr. Misunderstood Chorus 2: D Had an ax to grind, so off I went C G Mad at the sun for coming up again D I lost religion, found my soul in the blues C G Rubbed the velvet off my blue suede shoes G C Yeah, everybody held up their hands G C And every soul in Nashville danced G C G C With Mr. Misunderstood, Mr. Misunderstood 4) Talladega Intro: F C Am G F C Am G Verse 1: F C It was the summer before the real world started and, Am G The deal was we would get to go, if we F C Cleaned it up, and got it running, Am G Daddy's old Winnebago. Verse 2: F C Wing and a prayer down 65, Am G Five best friends on four bald tires, F C I can still see Billy smiling G When we finally made it. Chorus: F C To Talladega, boys raised up, Am G Whiskey in your glass, F C here's to turning up, slowing down Am G and cars that go real fast, F C We were laughing and living, drinking and wishing, Am G F And thinking as that checkered flag was waving, G Sure would like to stay in, F C Am G Talladega. 5) Desperate Man Intro: D (Poo poo poo-poo-poo-poo-poo) C G (Poo poo poo-poo-poo-poo-poo) D (Poo poo poo-poo poo poo poo) Verse 1: D I've seen the Joshua Tree C G Got down on my knees D Threw the Virgin Mother a prayer D I've walked glass barefooted C Strolled 'cross the devil's hot coal G D I've tried everything, I swear Chorus: D G Oh but hey what can I say C D I'm a desperate man G I said hey, what can I say? C F5 D I'm just a desperate man D (Poo poo poo-poo-poo-poo-poo) C G (Poo poo poo-poo-poo-poo-poo) D (Poo poo poo-poo poo poo poo) 6) Some of It Verse 1: C Beer don't keep C Love's not cheap F C And trucks don't wreck themselves G Mama ain't a shrink G Daddy ain't a bank Am G And God ain't wishin' well C Money ain't rich C Everybody sins F C And nobody wins in a fight Am G F And sometimes wrong is right Chorus: C Some of it you learn the hard way G Some of it you read on a page Am Some of it comes from heartbreak F Most of it comes with age C And none of it ever comes easy G A bunch of it you maybe can't use Am G I know I don't prob'ly know what think I do F But there's somethin' to C Some of it 7) Smoke a Little Smoke Verse 1: A Turn the quiet up, turn the noise down A Let this ol' world just spin around A I wanna feel it swing, wanna feel it sway E D And put some feel good in my soul D E A Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke Verse 2: A Want a little more right, and a little less left A Little more right now, a little less what's next A Act like tomorrow's ten years away E D And just kick back and let the feelin' flow D E A Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke Bridge: C#m D I set my sails for a new direction A But the wind got in my way C#m D I changed my course but my definition of change E Just ain't the same Verse 3: A I'm gonna sit right here stay away from there A I'm gonna make pretend I just don't care A And I could get up. go get her back E D Or maybe I'll just let her go D E D Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke D A Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke D Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke 8) Pledge Allegiace to the Hag Verse 1: G C G There's a little dive on a dead-end road D G Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole C G Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar D G An' get loud an' rowdy with PBR D C But at the top of every hour, man, you can hear a pin drop D C As ol' Jack drops a quarter an' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop Chorus: G An' tip our hats D C G D An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer G They say country's fadin' D C G D But we still wavin' that flag around here C G A An' when it's time to go, you know you're welcome back C D G Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag 8) Round Here Buzz Verse 1: C Another Friday night C There's a line of cars leaving C Home team's got an out-of-towner F Me, I'm sitting on the hood of mine drinking F C I'm just a parking lot down-and-outer Verse 2: C Under that high school bleacher C I drove that preacher's daughter crazy F Her mama was my homeroom teacher F C And her dad was hell bent on saving me Bridge: G Yeah, I'm sure there's higher highs G Where the high risers rise F But me, I'm gonna sit right here tonight, and Chorus: C Catch me a 'round here buzz F Cause you ain't 'round here none C Keep putting 'em down here, 'nother round here F 'Til my down goes up C Lit up like that one stoplight F Am Across from that welcome sign G F Ever since you caught that out there bug C I catch me a 'round here buzz 9) Cold One Verse 1: D G D It was a perfect day for the end of May, they say a record high D G D I stared at that green water when out of the blue out of surprise D G D She had her feet up on the cooler as she put our love on ice D G A D She grabbed a beer, said, "I'm out of here," and walked out of my life Chorus: D G D That was a cold one, I never will get back D G Yeah she had to leave, did she have to leave me one beer short of a twelve pack? D G D She left me hanging high and dry in that hell high summer sun D A D Damn babe, that was a cold one 10) Like a Wrecking Ball Verse 1: G Em C D G I, I been gone I been gone too long singing my songs on the road. Em C D Another town, one more show and I'm coming home Em C Don't give a damn what these keys are for Em D I'm gonna knock down that front door, and Chorus: C D G Imma find out what that house is made of. C D G Been too many nights since its felt us make love. C D Em D C I wanna rock some Sheetrock, knock some pictures off the wall. C D G Em F C Love you baby, like a wrecking ball. 11) Homeboy Intro: A G D Verse 1: A You were too bad for a little square town, G D With your hip-hop hat and your pants on the ground, A Heard you cussed out mama, pushed daddy around G D before you tore off in his car Verse 2: A Here you are running these dirty old streets G D Tattoo on your neck, fake gold on your teeth A Got the hood here snowed, but you cant fool me G D We both know who you are Chorus: A Homeboy, youre gonna wish one day, G D That you were sittin on a gate of a truck by the lake A G D With your high school flame on one side, ice cold beer on the other A G Aint no shame in a blue collar forty, little house, little kid, little D small town story A G D If you dont ever do anything else for me, just do this for me brother, A Come on home, boy. 12) Record Year Verse 1: D A Since you turned the tables on me, I've been steady and learnin' lonely Bm G Keepin' this turntable spinning', everything from Jones to Jennings D A Slowly plannin' my survival, in a three-foot stack of vinyl Bm G Since you had to walk on outta here, I've been havin' a record year Verse 2: D A I bet you thought before you left,I'd just sit in silence by myself Bm G Turn this house into a jail, dyin' slow in a livin' hell D A But, love's got a funny way of keepin' score, and your leavin' lit up my scoreboard Bm G I usually make it through side A sober, all bets are off when I flip her over Em F#m G One bourbon, one scotch, one beer, I'm havin' a record year Chorus: D A G A Quarter notes and Hank's half time, are poundin' on this heart of mine D A G Song to song, I pass my time, with these speakers on ten D A G A Your good-and-gone keeps me up all night, along with Songs In The Key Of Life D A G I'm either gonna get over you, or I'm gonna blow out my ears Em F#m G Yeah, you're out there now, doin' God knows how, and I'm stuck here N.C. Havin' a record year 13) Give Me Back My Hometown Verse 1: G Damn I used to love this view, sit here and drink a few Em C Main street and the high school, lit up on Friday night G Down there it's another touchdown, Man this year’s team is stout Em C I can hear em going crazy, and up here so am I Pre-Chorus 1: D C Thinkin about you sittin there sayin I hate this, I hate it D C D If you couldn’t stand livin here why’d you take it, take it? Chorus: G D Em C G Give me back my hometown G D G Cause this is my hometown Verse 2: G All the colors of my youth, the red the green the hope the truth Em C Are beating me black and blue cause your in every scene. G My friends try to cheer me up, we get together at the Pizza Hut Em C I didn’t have the heart to tell em that was our place Pre-Chorus 2: D C These sleepy streetlights on every sidewalk, side street D C D Shed a light on everything that used to be Chorus: G D Em C G Give me back my hometown G D G Cause this is my hometown Em C Em C 14) Sinners Like Me Intro: C G D G C G D G Verse 1: C G I was 15 D G When my daddy's old man C G D Caught me half way through my first beer C G He laughed so hard D Em when my face turned green C G D G he said you come from a long line of sinners like me Verse 2: C G D G now me and my brother go to see him sometimes C G D but he don't have much to say anymore C G D Em so we sit on his headstone with a fifth of Jack D C G D G here's to a long line of sinners like me 15) Creepin' D C G D D C G D Verse 1: D Like a honey bee beatin' on my screen door D I got a little buzz and my head is sore D From my bed I can feel the sun D Lord I hear the mornin' come D Just a creepin', creepin', creepin' Verse 2: D You shot outta here like a bullet from a gun D A flick of the switch, a thief on the run D Since the day you left me baby D I can feel the lonely, I can feel the crazy D Just a creepin', creepin', creepin' Chorus: D C You head for the future, run from the past G D Hide from the mirror and live in a glass D C What dreams forget, the whiskey remembers G D Kinda like molasses in late December D Just a creepin', creepin', creepin' 16) Springsteen Intro: D G Bm A Verse 1: D To this day when I hear that song, D I see you standing there on that lawn, G Discount shades, store bought tan, Bm A flip-flops and cut off jeans. D Somewhere between that setting sun, D I'm On Fire and Born To Run, G You looked at me and I was done, Bm A but we were just getting started. D I was singing to you, you were singing to me, D I was so alive, never been more free, G Bm A Fired up my daddy's lighter and we sang oh-woah-oh-woah-ohh. D Stayed there till they forced us out, D We took the long way to your house, G And I can still hear the sound, Bm A Of you saying don't go. Chorus: D When I think about you, A I think about 17, Bm I think about my old Jeep, G I think about the stars in the sky. Bm A Funny how a melody sounds like a memory, D G D Em Em Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night, D G Bm A Springsteen. Verse 2: D If I bumped in to you by happenstance, D You probably wouldn't even know who I am, G But if I whispered your name, Bm A I bet there'd still be a spark. D D From back when I was gasoline and this old tattoo had brand new ink, G Bm A And we didn't care what your mom would think 'bout your name on my arm. D Baby is it spring or is it summer, D The guitar sound or the beat of the drummer, G Bm A You hear sometimes late at night on your radio. D Even though you're a million miles away, D When you hear Born In The USA, G Bm A Do you relive those Glory Days from so long ago? Chorus: D When you think about me, A Do you think about 17, Bm Do you think about my old Jeep, G Think about the stars in the sky. Bm A Funny how a melody sounds like a memory, D G D Em Em Like a soundtrack to a July Saturday night, D G Bm A Springsteen, Springsteen. Break: D D G Bm A Whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh, Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, Ohh-ohh. Ending: D A Funny how a melody sounds like a memory Bm G D Em Like a soundtrack to a CMA Fest Friday night D G 17) Mistress Named Music Final Chorus: G D G D With a guitar full of freedom and a head full of lines G D Em D That nightlife full of demons has been a hell of a ride D G C G I got a crazy heart, but I was born to lose it D G Em D Married to a dream with a mistress named music