Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) NOTE: You Can Play The Em Chord With Finger 3 Or Finger 4 On The High E String Fret 2 = Em: 0 2 2 0 0 2: Chorus: Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest F#m Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters F#m Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom F#m We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us F#m But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway
Verse 1: Gmaj7 A New York nine's an everywhere else six F#m Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks Bm I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend F#m He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on the West End Em He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids F#m Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig Bm Most hoes poke holes in Trojans F#m Most people don't fuck and hit the lotto but my folks did Gmaj7 I'm a mess F#m That don't rhyme with shit, it's just true Bm Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you F#m When I'm depressed you're someone I run to Em But, I guess meet me at Pianos F#m They cross-fadin' off of Nanos Bm Ugh, on that hipster shit F#m And you's a hipster, bitch Gmaj7 Yo, but not in the lame way F#m Like, you ain't livin' out in BK Bm Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay F#m Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ Em Like, she listenin' to old Freeway F#m Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different Bm Right, that’s why your friends need wristbands? F#m Fuck you Can I have this dance? Chorus: Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest F#m Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters F#m Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom F#m We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us F#m But I kinda hope they catch us Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest F#m Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters F#m Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom F#m We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us F#m But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway Verse 2: Gmaj7 We can pretend if you want to, like F#m We in love and started dating at your art school Bm 'Cause either way we both lying more than half of the time F#m Except for when I’m home workin' on your graphic design Em Every time we see each other, I'm taking you home F#m Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stallone Bm Yellow-911-Persian girl-in-the-back car F#m But me writin' a verse would be the only way they buyin' a bar Gmaj7 White boys used to trip and send me over a gin F#m But they busy showin' off each other Indian friend Bm She got ironic tattoos on her back F#m That ain't ironic bitch, I love Rugrats Em Watching lames handle they fame, they bang any broad with bangs F#m In a band with an animal name Bm Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson F#m Analling anyone is the plan for the evening I'm kidding, stop Gmaj7 F#m Girl cryin' on Ludlow, she still look good though Bm Love is Eastside, who are you to hate? F#m Movie ass; not a 10, but a super 8 Em You ain't see me at the show? I was super great F#m Hotel penthouse, gon' and let it ruminate Bm City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on F#m Did everything I could, then I kept going Chorus: Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest F#m Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters F#m Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom F#m We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us F#m But I kinda hope they catch us Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest F#m Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters F#m Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom F#m We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us F#m But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway Bridge: Gmaj7 F#m Ooh, girl, I wanna know Bm F#m Are you ready to cry? 'Cause I'm no good, no good Em F#m Ooh, girl, I wanna try Bm F#m I'm an awful guy and I'm always away Gmaj7 F#m And I'm tryin' to say I'm a piece of shit Bm F#m Believe in this, I'm tellin' you Em F#m 'Cause we barely knew what we had Bm F#m I'm not that bad, the fun we had Ooh Chorus: Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest F#m Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters F#m Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom F#m We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us F#m But I kinda hope they catch us Gmaj7 Baby, you're the baddest F#m Baby, you're the baddest girl, and uh Bm Nobody else matters F#m Nobody else matters girl, and uh Em We're kissing in the bathroom F#m We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and uh Bm I hope nobody catch us F#m But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway