Late Ukulele chords by Chelsea Peretti

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Chorus:
Dm         G
 How're you gonna show up late
C            F
 With a coffee in your hand?
Dm             G
 How're you gonna have me sit and wait
C          F
 While you hit the coffee stand?
Dm         G
 How're you gonna waltz in here?
C         F
 Iced coffee in hand
Dm         G
 Big smile on your big dumb face
C             F
 Zero mention that you're fifteen late

Verse 1:
Dm        G
 How're you gonna show up late
C              F
 But have a coffee in your hand?
Dm          G
 I'm racking my brain but I don't
   C   F
 understand
Dm       G
 You you you you, you were fifteen
     C
 minutes late
   F             Dm
With wet hair and coffee and a scone
G           C
 Seems like you could've skipped one or
  F
 two
              Dm
And I wouldn't have been alone
G        C
Waiting for you, all alone at that
F           Dm
 Said time that we set
        G      C
I was here at one on the dot
F
 You were not
Dm               G
 You lied and said that it was hard
          C  F
 to find a parking spot


Chorus:
Dm         G
 How're you gonna show up late
C            F
 With a coffee in your hand?
Dm             G
 How're you gonna have me sit and wait
C          F
 While you hit the coffee stand?
Dm         G
 How're you gonna waltz in here?
C         F
 Iced coffee in hand
Dm         G
 Big smile on your big dumb face
C             F
 Zero mention that you're fifteen late


Verse 2:
Dm          G
 I bet you think the song is about you
C         F
 But it's about me
Dm          G
 I'm frequently late and walk in with
   C
 coffee
F           Dm
 I fucking hate myself for that
G         C
 But it's who I am
F         Dm
 Maybe I'll do TM like everyone else
  G
 in LA
        C        F
And pay for a mantra "Don't be late"
          Dm
"Don't bring a coffee and don't be
  G
 late"
         C        F
That's my TM mantra, maybe someday
        Dm       G
Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but
     C  F
 that's LA
Dm        G
 Seems like meditation should be free
C     F
 Maybe that's just me
Dm          G
 That thinks it's a con to make you
       C   F
 pay for a mantra