Three Kobolds In A Trenchcoat chords by Chase Noseworthy

Verse 1:

 D                G       D
Late one night before the tavernkeeper shut his door
  D               A
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure
  D                G          D
Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor
  D       G         A      D
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D          G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D           A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D         G        A      D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G A D

Verse 2:

 D             G         D
One day when a maiden was out on her nightly stroll
   D               A
She got lost in the forest and was set on by a gnoll
   D                G       D
When in there stepped a gentleman, moustachioеd and tall
  D        G          A      D
He was no help at all cause hе’s three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D          G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D           A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D         G        A      D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G A D

Verse 3:

 D                G        D
Once there was a king who was a scourge upon his land
   D                A
The citizens all wished him dead, his rule they couldn’t stand
 D                G       D
One day he just fell dead on the pavement by no hand
   D        G         A      D
He happened to have died next to three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D          G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D           A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D         G        A      D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G A D

Verse 4:

   D                G        D
The people of the kingdom, the man’s praises they did sing
  D                A
Believing that he was the one who slew their awful king
  D                G          D
Put on his head a crown, and to the throne they did him bring
   D        G         A      D
But little did they know he was three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D          G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D           A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D         G        A      D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G A D

Verse 5:

  D                  G     D
It didn’t take them long to hate their brand new overlord
  D                 A
He butchered up the tax code and put rebels to the sword
   D               G       D
From out of his own kingdom he was driven by the horde
   D        G        A      D
The economy had been ruined by three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

 D          G
One’s on the bottom, strong is he
 D           A
Two’s in the middle, carrying Three
 D         G        A      D
Three’s pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D G D A D G
One! Two! Three!
    A      D
Three kobolds in a trench coat

Verse 6:

  D                G     D
And if you’re wondering how I sing three part harmony
   D             A
When I am just one man without another to be seen
   D               G      D
I’m sure the most observant of you already have gleaned
   D      G        A      D
That I am not a man, I am three kobolds in a trench coat

Chorus:

D           G
One’s on the bottom, fiddling free
D          A
Two’s in the middle keeping the beat
D        G        A      D
I’m pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat

D        G        A         D
We’re pretending not to be three kobolds in a trench coat