Welcome To The Internet chords by Bo Burnham

• Difficulty: Advanced

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

♫ Verse:
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
Gm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
     F
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
  A7
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.



♫ Verse:
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
     Gm
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
    F
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
 A7
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.

♫ Verse:
Dm
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
     Gm
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
  F
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
A7
We got a million different ways to engage


♫ Verse:
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
     Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
    F
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
   A7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin
Dm
eachother.


♫ Verse:
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
     Gm
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
     F
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
A7
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.


♫ Verse:
Dm
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
    Gm
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
    F
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
  A7
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor.


♫ Verse:
  Dm
And here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
      Gm
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
   F
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
 A7              A7  Gm  F  E   Dm
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.


♫ Chorus:
     Dm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
 Gm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.

     Dm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
 Gm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.


♫ Interlude:
Dm C Bb A7


♫ Verse:
Dm    C           Bb   A7
You know, it wasn't always like this
Dm    C
Not very long ago
Bb        A7
Just before your time
Dm      C
Right before the towers fell
Bb      A7
Circa '99


♫ Verse:
     Gm
This was catalogues
 F
Travel blogs
E7       Dm
A chat room or two
      Gm    F
We set our sights and spent our nights
E7    Gm7
Waiting


2nd ♫ Chorus:
  Fmaj7
For you
Dm7
You
 Bb    C
Insatiable you
   Fmaj7      Dm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
Bb       C
You were barely two
    Dm     C#dim
And it did all the things
  C       Bb
We designed it to do


♫ Bridge:
  Bb
Now look at you
  C
Oh, look at you
D
You


2nd ♫ Chorus:
Gmaj7    Em7
You
 C      D
Unstoppable, watchable
   Gmaj7       Em7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
C       D
Honey, how you grew
    Em7    Ebdim
And if we stick together
  D        C
Who knows what we'll do
    C     D
It was always the plan
      Ebdim     Em7
To put the world in your hand


Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B
laughing:


♫ Chorus:
     Em
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
 Am
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.

     Em
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
 Am
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7
Anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7*          Em* (as hard as you possibly can!)
And all of the time