It chords by Rachel Bloom

D
I love you, yes
      F#m
And I’ll confess
        Am       D
The thought of staying is so enticing

        G         C
And when you speak, my knees get weak
      F#m         Bm
I can’t believe what I’m sacrificing
        Em        Gm
But let’s get real, we know the deal
   F#m       Bm
So darling let’s not tip-toe
       Em        A       D      A
This thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show

     D         F#m
We can’t undo, can’t make amends
      Am        D
Dysfunction is our lingua franca
       G        C
We can’t unscrew each other friends
       F#m       B
We’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca
         Em          Gm
There’s ‘hard to get’, then there’s neglect
      F#m           Bm
To say it’s fate, you’d have to be a bit slow
      Em          A
Not to be crass, but this sucked ass
      D
This was a shit show

  Bb      Gm        Am    D
Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire
  Bb     Gm       F       D
Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather
     Bb       Gm          F#m   Bm  Fm
We have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce
  Em                       A Am A
A play about pieces of feces is what we are together

       D        F#m
Oh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel
        Am                D
Cause life is short and we’re not getting any younger
      G         C
But after sex, what happens next?
         F#m              Bm
I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger
       Em         Gm
And when you say that I should stay
    F#m           Bm
That’s exactly when I should split
         Em        A
Though I won’t forget, I won’t regret
   C     Gm       A
This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing–


D F#m Am D G C F#m B Em