Bad Touch chords by Bloodhound Gang (Ver. 2)

Am          C
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
      G               F
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
      Am              C
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
    G                F
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
      Am                  C
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
      G                 F
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
         Am               C
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
      G              F
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Chorus

Do it now

Am          C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     G             F
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now
Am          C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     G             F
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Chorus (2x)