Three Point One Four chords by Bloodhound Gang (Ver. 2)

• Difficulty: Beginner

Key: D

🎸 Intro:

*finger style*
D A Bm A x2


🎸 Verse 1:
D
My last girlfriend didn't like me
D
Thought she might be most likely a dyke
D        A
She just didn't excite me
A

Lefty? Yeah, but that was all right
A
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
Bm
My mistake, she was more flaky than a leper colony
Bm
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
A
Ass like a donkey actin' funky
A
Gave her L, now she's a flunky
A
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
D
Early bird gets the worm
D
Spread your legs or spread the word
D
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
A
I'm white, which goes with everything
A
But I can come in any color
A
And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
Bm
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
Bm
And how many girls do you know
Bm
That can play the harmonica with their pussies?
A
Like 'em easy and hot and sweet
A
Like a Rice Krispie Treat
G
A                   N.C
You know what I really want in a girl? Me


🎸 Chorus:
D     A   Bm  A
I need to find a new vagina
D  A   Bm A
Any kind of new vagina
D      A    Bm    A
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
D       A
Calvin Klein? Kind of
Bm  A
North Carolina


🎸 Verse 2:
D
Women are like dog doo
D
Hear me through, don't interrupt
A
It's just the older that they are, the easier they get to pick up
D
I'd fill the generation gap
D
Clean the cobwebs from her rafters
D
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
A
No age just ain't a gauge
A
I like my girls like my cheese
A
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
Bm
I want my next chick anorexic
Bm
The winner is the thinner
A
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
D
Like Sizzler
D
She got a beef, we'll chew the fat
A
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
A
Let her lash out and crack the whip
Bm
But not in bed
I don't play rough
Bm
No
I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
A
Just independent like NOFX
A
Smart like Janeane Garofalo
Bm
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
A
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System
G
A                   N.C
You know what I really want in a girl? Me


🎸 Chorus:
D     A   Bm  A
I need to find a new vagina
D  A   Bm A
Any kind of new vagina
D      A    Bm    A
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
D       A
Calvin Klein? Kind of
Bm  A
North Carolina


🎸 Chorus:
D     A   Bm  A
I need to find a new vagina
D  A   Bm A
Any kind of new vagina
D      A    Bm    A
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
D       A
Calvin Klein? Kind of
Bm  A
North Carolina


🎸 Outro:
D
Vagina
A
Vagina
Bm
Vagina
A
Vagina
D
Vagina
A
Vagina
Bm
Vagina
A
Vagina