The Bad Touch chords by Bloodhound Gang

Tuning: Standard EBGDAE

Difficulty: novice

Am          C
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
      G               F
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
      Am              C
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
    G                F
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
      Am                  C
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
      G                 F
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
         Am               C
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
inclined
      G              F
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Chorus

Do it now

Am          C
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
     G             F
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now
Am          C
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
     G             F
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin’ horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means ¨Small Craft Advisory¨
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I’m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I’ll show you mine ¨Tool Time¨ you’ll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch ¨X-Files¨

Chorus (2x)