Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: C Difficulty: Novice Verse 1: Am Em What a rare occasion Bm C G Dinner alone was a crime Am Em Until a strange sensation Bm C G When I asked if I could be your guy Am Em I never said it'd be easy Bm C G I'm the last man I'd ever date Am Em Always tired, lacking desire Bm C G To feel enough to start the day
Chorus: G Am Em Bm C What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag G Am Em Bm C What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag G Am Em Bm C What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag Verse 2: Am Em Living can be simple Bm C G If you try your best to never try Am Em What a lucky devil Bm C G Who reaps but never does his time Am Em And everybody's happy Bm C G When you're the victim, I'm the crime Am Em Who could fail, it's easy as braille Bm C G If you just read between the lines Chorus: G Am Em Bm C What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag G Am Em Bm C What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag G Am Em Bm C What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag Bridge: D Em January has come C Bm But I wish he'd knock C G D Em C If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop D Em And put it all on red C Bm And crawl back into bed C G D Find a series brainlessly easy Em C And drink 'til I've a lolling head D Em Melt away in sheets C Bm Warm from all the sweat C G D Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless Em C And sore from a night of regret C D Ah-h, fuck Chorus: G Am Em Bm C What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag G Am Em Bm C What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag G Am Em Bm C G Am Em What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag Bm C G Am Em Catatonic skinbag, Bm C catatonic skinbag