Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: E ♫ Intro: E e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|--------2--4--2--|2x E|--0--4-----------| ♫ Verse:
E Standing in the dock at Southampton E Trying to get to Holland or France E7 The man in the mac said E7 "You gotta go back" E7 You know they didnt even give us a chance ♫ Chorus: E7 A Christ, you know it ain't easy e|--------------| B|--5--4--3--2--| G|--6--5--4--2--| D|-----------2--| A|-----------0--| E|--------------| A E You know how hard it can be e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--5--4--2--| A|-----------2--| E|-----------0--| E B7 The way things are going e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--8--7--6--4--| D|--9--8--7--6--| A|--------------| E|--------------| B7 E They're gonna crucify me. e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|--4--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--6--5--4--2--| A|--------------2--| E|--------------0--| ♫ Verse: E Finally made the plane into Paris E Honeymooning down by the Seine E7 Peter Brown called to say, E7 "You can make it okay" E7 "You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain!" ♫ Chorus: E7 A Christ, you know it ain't easy e|--------------| B|--5--4--3--2--| G|--6--5--4--2--| D|-----------2--| A|-----------0--| E|--------------| A E You know how hard it can be e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--5--4--2--| A|-----------2--| E|-----------0--| E B7 The way things are going e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--8--7--6--4--| D|--9--8--7--6--| A|--------------| E|--------------| B7 E They're gonna crucify me. e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--5--4--2--| A|-----------2--| E|-----------0--| ♫ Verse: E Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton E Talking in our beds for a week E7 The newspapers said, "Say, what you doing in bed?" E7 I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace!" ♫ Chorus: E7 A Christ, you know it ain't easy e|--------------| B|--5--4--3--2--| G|--6--5--4--2--| D|-----------2--| A|-----------0--| E|--------------| A E You know how hard it can be e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--5--4--2--| A|-----------2--| E|-----------0--| E B7 The way things are going e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--8--7--6--4--| D|--9--8--7--6--| A|--------------| E|--------------| B7 E They're gonna crucify me. e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--5--4--2--| A|-----------2--| E|-----------0--| ♫ Bridge: A Saving up your money for a rainy day A Giving all your clothes to charity A last night the wife said A Oh boy when you're dead B7 You don't take nothing with you but your soul B7 Think! ♫ Verse: E Made a lightning trip to Vienna E Eating chocolate cake in a bag E7 The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head E7 They look just like two gurus in drag!" ♫ Chorus: E7 A Christ, you know it ain't easy e|--------------| B|--5--4--3--2--| G|--6--5--4--2--| D|-----------2--| A|-----------0--| E|--------------| A E You know how hard it can be e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--1—-2--3--4--| D|--2--4--5--6--| A|--2-----------| E|--0-----------| E B7 The way things are going e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--8--7--6--4--| D|--9--8--7--6--| A|--------------| E|--------------| B7 E They're gonna crucify me. e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--5--4--2--| A|-----------2--| E|-----------0--| ♫ Verse: E Caught the early plane back to London E Fifty acorns tied in a sack E7 The men from the press say "We wish you success!" E7 "It's good to have the both of you back!" ♫ Chorus: E7 A Christ, you know it ain't easy e|--------------| B|--5--4--3--2--| G|--6--5--4--2--| D|-----------2--| A|-----------0--| E|--------------| A E You know how hard it can be e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--1—-2--3--4--| D|--2--4--5--6--| A|--2-----------| E|--0-----------| E B7 The way things are going e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--8--7--6--4--| D|--9--8--7--6--| A|--------------| E|--------------| B7 E They're gonna crucify me. e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--5--4--2--| A|-----------2--| E|-----------0--| ♫ Outro: E B7 The way things are going e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--8--7--6--4--| D|--9--8--7--6--| A|--------------| E|--------------| B7 E They're gonna crucify me. e|--------------| B|--------------| G|--4--3--2--1--| D|--6--5--4--2--| A|-----------2--| E|-----------0--| B7 E E|-------------|---------------------|-----------0-| B|-------------|---------------------|-----------0-| G|-------------|-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-4-1-|-----------1-| D|-----1-2-4-6-|-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-6-2-|-2---------2-| A|-2-4---4-6-7-|-------------------2-|---4-2-----2-| E|-------------|-------------------0-|-------4-0-0-|