Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Verse 1: C I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting Dm Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo F C I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue C I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase Dm And letterman jackets don't fit F C Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped
chorus: C I hate love songs Dm Yeah, I really do F I hate love songs C But I love you verse 2: C I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner Dm And roses just die in a week F C We were drunk when we met so we don't know our anniversary C And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain Dm The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine F C And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies chorus: C I hate love songs Dm Yeah, I really do F I hate love songs C But I love you C Dm F C bridge: C And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it Dm "For worse or for better" don't rhyme F They say I got the right one so now I should write one Fm But I'd rather just show you tonight chorus: C I hate love songs Dm Yeah, I really do F I hate love songs C But I love you C I hate love songs Dm The old and the new F I hate love songs C But I love you