The Assumption Song chords by The Arrogant Worms

The Assumption Song

by the Arrogant Worms (Youtube)

Note: There's a few versions of this on here but i just think this sounds more accurate.
Maybe I was listening to a different version? Who knows.
Anyways, I just play it like this and use a few fill notes to step up and down as required.
Check out the youtube video for the strumming. Very simple, fun song to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs

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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock,

he sat in the meadow, just shaking his
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fist at the boys who were down by the crick,

their feet in the water, their hands on their

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marbles and playthings and at half-past four,

there came a young lady, she looked like a
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pretty young creature she sat on the grass,

she pulled up her dress, and she showed them her

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ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck,

she said she was learning a new way to
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bring up her children, so they would not spit

while the boys in the barnyard were shovelling

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refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt

while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
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eye at the fellow, down by the dock

he looked like a man with a sizable

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home in the country, with a big fence out front

if he asked her politely, she'd show him her
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little pet dog, who was subject to fits

and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her

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small, tender hands with a movement so quick

and then she'd bend over and suck on his
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candy, so tasty made of butterscotch

and then he'd spread whip cream all over her

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cookies that she had left out on her shelf

if you think this is dirty
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you can go @!#$ yourself!