Key: Eb ♫ Verse 1: Am7 C/E Fadd9 C Well I might dig up Elvis or travel the States Am7 C/E Fadd9 C Bathe in margaritas and then just sit and wait Am7 C/E Fadd9 C Oh I think I'd go speeding down the 405 Am7 C/E Fadd9 C Bury my lovers, evaluate life Am7 C/E Fadd9 C Oh I'd break into Cher's house and try on some clothes Am7 C/E Fadd9 C Probably drink more and then decompose Am7 C/E Fadd9 C Maybe I'd settle on the silent West Coast Am7 C/E Fadd9 C Steal all the jewels, talk to Julia's ghost
♫ Verse 2: G/D C/E Fadd9 But even before I did all that I planned Am7 C/G Fadd9 C I'd probably go crazy and then I'd turn mad Am7 C/G Fadd9 C And I'd give me some pills that probably wouldn't work Am7 C/G Fadd9 C And that'd be the end of the last man on Earth ♫ Chorus: Am Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh F C G Take what I can and then die in the dirt Am Am/G Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh F G Am That'd be the end of the last man on Earth F G That'd be the end of the last man on Earth ♫ Instrumental: | Am | C/G | F | C | | Am | C/G | F | C | ♫ Verse 3: Am C/G F C Oh I'd walk on the runway where airplanes take off Am C/G F C Swim out to sea, let the loneliness rot Am C/G F C And I'd steal all the wax girls down in L.A Am C/G F C Invite them for dinner and ask them to stay Am C/G F C And I might take a bat to a window or two Am C/G F C Drive on a tractor through the president's room Am C/G F C And I might take a mannequin to be my spouse Am C/G F C Invade a cathedral and make it my house G I'm counting the days to the Rapture ♫ Chorus: Am Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh F C G Take what I can and then die in the dirt Am Am/G Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh F G Am That'd be the end of the last man on Earth F G That'd be the end of the last man ♫ Bridge: Am Am One, two, three, four, and five Am Am There go my friends all dropping like flies Am Am Six, seven, eight, nine, and ten Am Am/G Here's to the last man on Earth in the end F C One, two, three, four, and five G Am There go my friends all dropping like flies F C Six, seven, eight, nine, and ten G G Here's to the last man on Earth in the end ♫ Chorus: Am F C Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh F C G Take what I can and then die in the dirt Am F C Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh F G Am That'd be the end of the last man on Earth F G That'd be the end of the last man N.C. On Earth