🎸 Shit Boat No Fans chords by Alestorm

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
   Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   Fm       Ab     Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
   Bbm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
       Fm      Ab     Fm      Bbm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

   Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   Fm       Ab     Bbm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
      Bbm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
  Fm       Ab     Fm       Bbm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Verse 2:
   Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   F#m       A      Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
   Bm
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
     F#m      A     F#m      Bm
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

   Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   F#m       A      Bm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
   Bm
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
  F#m      A     F#m Bm
And all your crew look like Lego bricks

Verse 3:
   Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   Gm       Bb     Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
   Cm
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
       Gm      Bb     Gm      Cm
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

   Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
   Gm       Bb     Cm
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
      Cm
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
  Gm       Bb     Gm       Cm
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn