INTRO: A VERSE ONE: A If I was a beer A I'd be cold, cold, cold A After what you'd done, the way you shook me up A Boy, I'd explode A I'd have eleven good friends by my side A
Waiting their turn on a Friday night A Ready to mess you up A But honey, you're in luck CHORUS: A 'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine A I'm a slow, sweet pour F#m D I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter A E Like a thirty from the grocery store A So baby, goodbye-bye-bye A All I gotta say is cheers F#m D You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR A E 'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here A If I was a beer Mmm, yeah VERSE TWO: A Baby, over the years A I'm only gonna get better with age A And when you're sick of Milwaukee, you're gonna want me A 'Cause you can't forget the taste A You're gonna want me on your lips, wanna hold me in your hands A Gonna want a second sip but you ain't gon' get the chance A 'Cause I'll be making someone crazy on some love drunk A Maybe out in Cali, maybe out in France CHORUS: A 'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine A I'm a slow, sweet pour F#m D I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter A E Like a thirty from the grocery store A So baby, goodbye-bye-bye A All I gotta say is cheers F#m D You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR A E 'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here BRIDGE: A If I was a beer A I'd be cheaper, probably wind up tossed out A Roadside in the country A If I was a beer I'd be weaker A You'd just get what you wanted from me A D E And you'd crush me, but you can't crush me CHORUS: A 'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine A I'm a slow, sweet pour F#m D I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter A E Like a thirty from the grocery store A So baby, goodbye-bye-bye A All I gotta say is cheers F#m D You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR A E 'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here A If I was a beer