Dui In The Sky Ukulele chords by A Verbal Equinox

Key: C

Intro:

C B F G C



C               B
Lightning-eyed reminder of why I mind squashing spiders
F         G           C
Should I catch the knife with two thumbs up?
C                  B
Chernobyl’s counting Geigers while I try to bite back tigers
F           G         C
Fighting fires with a lighter till first blood
Am                            D
Not a top-dollar-blotter makes us thicker than the water underneath the bridge
Am                           D   G
Suicide aside, inside I’m finding Jeffrey Dahmer hiding in my fridge, ooh!

C           Em
Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
Am         A        F
So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love
    G        C
‘Cause love hates me so well!

Interlude:
C B F G C

C                      B
I can sing the black-and-blues, the tunes of two-face truths, half-empty
F      G          C
Underneath a half-full moon we’ve spun
C                          B
Well the world turns ‘round the sun, churns out the mundane geocentric
    F     G          C
Tantric sex in the electric chair till dawn!
Am                            D
Surprised to realize that any womanizer’s trying just to find what’s right?
Am                             D           G
Process of elimination’s better than a guess
I guess, but does it hide inside a vagina?

C           Em
Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
Am         A      F
So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love
    G        C
‘Cause hate loves me so well!

Interlude:
C B G F C x2
Am D x 4

G  Am  B C        B         C          Am
You have no right to act the way you’re acting, somebody call the police!
    F        G    C
‘Cause someone’s broken into my heart (Oh no, your heart!)
G  A  B C        B         C        Am
You have no right to do what you've been doing, somebody call 9-1-1!
    F       G      C
‘Cause either way my pulse won’t start!

Interlude:
C B F G C G G G Am B
(Note: For the “C G G G G Am B” part, only strum each of those chords once!)

            Em
Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?

Am         A        F
So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love
    G        C
‘Cause love hates me so well!
C           Em
Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
Am         A        Am
So polite that I’m still pretending I hate love
    G
‘Cause love hates me
Am      G
I love hate ‘cause love hates me
F         G        C
I hate love ‘cause hate loves me so well!