Suggested pattern: DU,DU,DU,DU INTRO: B E B B7 x2 VERSE: B E Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen B B7 Up the block, there's a Walmart Abm F# B E B There's a place you can accesorize your pets Abm F#7 A school, a tree, a couple of churches E B/Eb And no matter how hard anybody searches E F# That's about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets
CHORUS: B A It's the lamest place in the world B Abm But it just got a little bit better E F# So don't disappear B A It's the lamest place in the world A But I'm pretty sure E B It's not as lame as it was before B Now that you're here INSTRUMENTAL: B E B B7 x2 VERSE: B E Forty miles to the nearest river B E Sixty miles to the airport Abm F# B When we plan our escape, that?s where we?re going to have to be Abm F#7 It?s a shame, it?s a sham, it?s a terrible pity E You got dragged away from New York City C#m E F# It?s major suck for you but it?s amazing luck for me CHORUS: B A It?s the lamest place in the world B Abm But it just got a little bit better E F# I?m happy to say B A It?s the lamest place in the world BRIDGE: Abm Ebm Your completely exotic E B/Eb Intellectual neurotic C#m Ebm You would never have a shot except E A You?ve found the perfect guide Abm Ebm And though I don?t really know you E B/Eb I can hardly wait to show you C#m Every fake and freak C#m Every fool and clown C#m Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town E Let and laugh E They won?t keep me down F# With you by my side INSTRUMENTAL: B E B B7 CHORUS: E And it just got a little bit better E F# Amazing but true B A Yes, the lamest place in the world A Has lots of flaws E B But maybe it?ll be fine because C#m F# E B E B It brought me to you