Hurt Feelings tab by Flight Of The Conchords

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		Hurt Feelings - Flight of the Conchords
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Tabbed by: Andy

Tuning: Standard
CAPO: 3rd Fret

(Other than the chords below, this tab is NOT written in relation to the capo)

[Play this main bass line through the intro]
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Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We’re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.)

Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible. (We’re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)

[For the last part of the intro just play the following]
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Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!

[Play this main bass line through the verses]
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I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Try to keep it nutritious,

Create wonderful dishes.
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal

[Now play power chords for the chorus]
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mentions my casserole.
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles

[Verse]
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Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size

[Chorus]
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man!
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small man’s wetsuit, please

[This time stop after one beat on the 8th fret]
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It’s my birthday, 2003
Waitin’ for a call from my family
They forgot about me

[For the nice old-fashioned music box bit, play these chords in relation to the capo]
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I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
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The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum

[Verse]
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I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
But they’re all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town


I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
They’re all lined up to watch that movie “Maid in Manhattan.”

[Verse - play less notes here until "Has your family ever" for more effect]
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Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

[Chords again for the last but to give it a sweet ending]
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Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
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I’m crying tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper