Christmas Sweater chords by The Aaa Girls

Chords with lyrics

Intro:

G+G D MajorD E minorEm

Willam (spoken)::
C majorC
It's Christmas

Alaska (spoken)::
G+G   D MajorD      E minorEm    C majorC
Geez, Christmas is terrible


Willam::
  G+G         D MajorD
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
E minorEm
Dad don't give a shit
    C majorC
And my sisters say whatever
G+G     D MajorD
All good, I'm cool
E minorEm                C majorC
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
G+G               D MajorD
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
E minorEm                   C majorC
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
G+G    D MajorD
Woke up, tree side
    E minorEm          C majorC
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride

All::
G+G (hold)    D MajorD (hold)
And this could be

(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
E minorEm (hold)      C majorC (hold)
The worst Christmas ever

(Bitch you don't know a sled)

G+G       D MajorD      E minorEm       C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G+G        D MajorD         E minorEm     C majorC
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G+G        D MajorD         E minorEm      C majorC
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G+G       D MajorD       E minorEm        C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater

Courtney Act::
   G+G          D MajorD
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
E minorEm                C majorC
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic

(Go to your room!)

G+G    D MajorD
Woke up, rolled out
E minorEm             C majorC
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out

(Courtney!)

G+G                D MajorD
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
E minorEm             C majorC
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
G+G   D MajorD
Yeah I, nearly died
E minorEm         C majorC
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride


Alaska (spoken)::
C majorC (hold)              D MajorD (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar

Courtney (spoken)::
                            C majorC (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened

Alaska (spoken)::
               D MajorD (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?

Courtney (spoken)::

No


All::

G+G       D MajorD      E minorEm       C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G+G        D MajorD         E minorEm     C majorC
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G+G        D MajorD         E minorEm      C majorC
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G+G       D MajorD       E minorEm        C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater


Alaska (spoken)::
A minorAm (hold)     D MajorD (hold)
So, there is this one year
      A minorAm (hold)
And it was Christmas
          D MajorD (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
A minorAm (hold)                D MajorD (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
               A minorAm (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
         D MajorD (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches

Courtney::
G+G       D MajorD      E minorEm       C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G+G        D MajorD         E minorEm     G+G
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter


All::
G+G       D MajorD      E minorEm       C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G+G        D MajorD         E minorEm     C majorC
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G+G        D MajorD         E minorEm      C majorC
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G+G       D MajorD      E minorEm       C majorC
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater


Alaska (spoken)::
G+G            D MajorD                E minorEm
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go


Courtney (spoken)::
      C majorC                 G+G          D MajorD
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it


Alaska (spoken)::
E minorEm          C majorC
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?

G+G   D MajorD   E minorEm  C majorC
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah


Courtney (spoken)::
G+G                D MajorD
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?

Alaska (laughs)::
E minorEm C majorC


Willam (spoken)::
G+G (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!